The new Church Baby™

Launching Q4 2020

I'm tired of crochet. I think it's time God and I start weaving something more complicated.

- Kyndall Church

Babies are a lot like code. If code constantly cried out for your attention, soiled its diapers, and tried to get into all the kitchen cabinets.

- Tyler Church

How far along is the baby?

Approximately 21 weeks.

What's the gender?

You voted! And the results are in!

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What are you naming the baby?


Only one of these names is the real one 😛

What qualifies you to be parents?

I like yogurt melts.

- Kyndall Church

I was a child once.

- Tyler Church